Sunday, March 14, 2010

The mark of a man …

…Is the size of his salad tongs?
I have seen a few different salad tongs while out op-shopping. These I found on my recent trip down the coast.

Solid aluminium, these cost a dollar, and when I saw them I had to have them. They are perfect in the kitchen, or for beaning a burglar with.

I call them my real mans salad tongs, as real men can eat salad, with egg and bacon pie*.

However, I saw these salad tongs at a garage sale, and thought, this guy must be compensating for something

*I have been to many truck stops across the country, and while none have quiche, they all have Egg and Bacon pie on the menu.
**and I can say all of this without any hint of irony.

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