When you do not want xmass lights.
In the highly competitive world of neighbourhood xmass lights, these are the lights you have when the rest of your street put up xmass lights.
The local paper runs a best lights contest. I reckon these should win it, as the ones that usually win are so kitsch and over the top.
Of course, when it comes to Xmass lights, my favourite has to be this one from America, where Jesus shoots Santa.